Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

katara:


this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

(Source: bcnhills)

babefield:

there are honestly tears in my eyes because everything after stage five is so funny

"I guess"
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass

(Source: monitormylife)

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

ericscissorhands:

"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: proportionates)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)